War was waged . . .

. . . war was waged, and it was during the sixth day that a zombie bit Chuck Norris in the throat. After three hours of excruciating pain, the zombie died. No one else can handle Chuck's blood, only Chuck himself. Eventually the virus spread from that zombie to the others and they eventually just died, all of them. Chuck is now living in the Bahamas with his children. He is currently involved in 13 other custody battles, swearing, "It's not mine!"