Once upon a time . . .

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a strong, brave cook. This cook was famous for her martial cooking skills. For example, if you threw one of her doughnuts, it could take off a man's head forty feet away. But one day. ..

She fell asleep . ..

Her favorite spoon . ..

Her oven went into hyper mode . ..

Her skills were gone . ..

The samurai of healthy eating . ..

She went to a different village . ..

She happened to use . ..

Her doughnuts weren't . ..

She was cooking . ..

The doughnuts ran out. . ..

A man dodged . ..

The cook woke up . ..

The cook woke up and found . ..

The health department . ..